1. You go to Boston/Geneva/New York/Paris/London/Berlin once a week
2. You walk past Learning Lab and know it's not a clinic
3. You have a secret notebook
4. You collected all the stickers telling you which class to go to 
5. You look forward to childrens day because you get ben and jerrys/ chocz / macs vouchers
6. You have lever arch files packed with thick sets of notes because they use paper like nobody's business
7. When you pay your tuition fees, you get your receipts printed on thick, embossed conqueror paper, presented to you in a sleek silver envelope.
8. Your classroom activities include building a lava lamp, keeping fighting fish, and going to pet the rabbits and guinea pigs during toilet breaks.
9. Your tuition classroom has nicer furniture than your house (i.e. glass panels for whiteboards, 10000 inch LCD "fireplaces", random mini LCD screens around the corridors, a Mr. Bean cartoon being beamed out of nowhere...) 
10. You spend half your tuition time begging your teacher to let you go down to subway, 7eleven, macs, cold storage or starbucks.